More funny things from the mouth of a 3 year old

Well, Gage is always thinking of new ways to solve problems and make me laugh!

He looked up at the sliver of the moon tonight and said that the moon is falling apart!

He loves playing with his flashlight and making the light go all over the place. He wanted to go out tonight and play in the snow, but it was dark outside. So I told him that he had to wait until tomorrow because it was too dark to see and he would step in the dog poop. Well, Gage thought a second and said he would just take his flashlight out and shine it on the poop and step over the poop!!
Then I said that it was too cold. He then told me that his coat was nice and warm...
Well, he got to go outside with Abbie and had his flashlight with him. Oh how happy he was....how could I say no after such good persuasiveness?!